I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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