hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Shame is for Republicans.
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