Soap is not a condiment
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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