wat bout pragnant strippers??
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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