i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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