well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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