PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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