It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
