No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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