I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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