Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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