They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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