I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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