I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
accomplished twins. life is a go
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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