these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This baby is an asshole
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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