Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I need moral support for this bender
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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