i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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