I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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