On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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