STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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