But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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