like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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