Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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