in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
