That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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