Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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