Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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