i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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