I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
im six kinds of drunk right now
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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