I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I looked at my own cervix.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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