It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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