I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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