yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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