whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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