Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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