Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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