I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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