i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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