She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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