We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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