i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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