That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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