quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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