hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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