its not stalking. its research.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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