i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
