how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
How naked do you want me to be?
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