In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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