Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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