when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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