wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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