Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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