So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
